- A computer virus is a small piece of jelly that flies through the
air and hits people in the face.
- TV really stands for 'Teachers Vios'.
- 'Teachers Vios' is what really bad teachers go completely blank,
while teaching, and start quoting this stupid page.
- Crazy People can see more colours than other people.
- Primary Schools are only in existence to keep the secret underground
collective of, so called, 'teachers' running smoothly.
- The Secret Underground Collective of, so called, 'teachers' decide
which 'students', get ground down into lama food, become King of Poland,
given future false memories of a UFO or Aliens, and who lives a perfectly