Random Facts of Irrelevancies and Total Gibberish

  1. A computer virus is a small piece of jelly that flies through the air and hits people in the face.
  2. TV really stands for 'Teachers Vios'.
  3. 'Teachers Vios' is what really bad teachers go completely blank, while teaching, and start quoting this stupid page.
  4. Crazy People can see more colours than other people.
  5. Primary Schools are only in existence to keep the secret underground collective of, so called, 'teachers' running smoothly.
  6. The Secret Underground Collective of, so called, 'teachers' decide which 'students', get ground down into lama food, become King of Poland, given future false memories of a UFO or Aliens, and who lives a perfectly 'normal' life.